Walk of Shame

Summer Movie Preview 2014 (ERNIEandJESSE #202)

This Episode’s Topics Include

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March 21 – Divergent, Muppets Most Wanted
March 28 – Sabotage, Noah
April 4 – Captain America: Winter Soldier
April 11 – Oculus, Rio 2
April 17 – Transcendence
April 25 – The Other Woman
May 2 – The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Walk of Shame
May 9 – Neighbors, Moms’ Night
May 16 – Godzilla
May 23 – X-Men: Days of Future Past, Blended
May 30 – Maleficent, A Million Ways to Die in the West
June 6 – Edge of Tomorrow
June 13 – 22 Jump Street, How To Train Your Dragon 2
June 20 – The Purge: Anarchy, Think Like A Man 2
June 27 – Transformers 4: Age of Extinction
July 11 – Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
July 18 – Jupiter Ascending, Planes: Fire and Rescue
July 25 – Hercules: The Thracian Wars, Step Up All In
Aug 1 – Guardians of the Galaxy, Get On Up
Aug 8 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Aug 15 – The Giver, The Expendables 3
Aug 22 – Sin City: A Dame To Kill For

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Ratchet Queen

The problem with ratchets is that they think guys are into them. They think that just because people are staring at them, the people want them. They think any attention, is good attention, and good attention is sexual attention. The don’t care that someone thinks they’re hot, because they see no other option. They think that everything they do is amazing, sexy, unique and perfect. Bitches, it’s time to learn, you’re wrong. And Farrah Abraham is your queen.

This girl thought that just because Dr. Drew wanted to point out how shitty her life is, her life was worth something. Then she thought that since people were looking at her, she must be beautiful. OF course, since she is beautiful, she must be sexy. If you’re sexy, you should have sex. And going back to the beginning, Since she is having sex, and people want to look at her, people must want to look at her having sex. Now, don’t get me wrong, there are some moms out there that should embrace what they’re naturally given. Show off the legs, butt or whatever else if it makes you feel good, but don’t think that you’re talented just because you’ve done it. And in the case of Teen Mom, don’t lie about it.

Don’t tell people that your sex tape with your boyfriend was leaked when you made a deal. Don’t send your dad in to the porn studio to get more money for daddy’s little whore. Don’t put out a SECOND video, after the first one was exposed to not be a leaked tape! Yeah, I’m sure that your boyfriend wanted you to play with yourself in the back of your car, he just happened to bring his $3,000 camera. On that spotlight? That’s the new Android phone. This girl thinks that people want her. She now thinks people want to hear her.

She’s just released a song about people being haters and how you should rise above that. But let’s not miss an opportunity to remind people you’re a whore, call the song BLOW. This girl shows off her twitter handle more than @JesseFDaniels She thinks she’s a star of some kind and she will probably be on some shitty reality show soon, but the biggest problem with that is, she’s a bad example.

I’m talk about all the wanna be sluts out there. The girls who think that guys love them and anyone telling them to put away the jelly doughnut they call a stomach, are jealous. She’s a terrible example to her daughter too. I’m not saying the kid can’t go into porn one day when she’s legal and follow in mommy’s cum stains, but she’s being taught that if you ARE in porn, it’s shameful, but someone else’s fault. You can then lie about that, take that success and take anything anyone is willing to give you as long as there is a $ attached to it. Cum, roles, music, WHATEVER! Who cares what they’re giving you, or shoving down your throat, as long as you get paid. This is the problem with most of our society today. It’s why Fear Factor and Hole In The Wall were hit shows.It’s what makes me sad and think twice about raising a kid in a world where this is the message; Get money, it’s all that matters.

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