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That’s all I really needed to hear, but then someone mentioned John Turturro and I was hooked. I need to watch this movie. Check out the trailer:

Here’s too much work to make you happy:

This week we had Lolita Dark in studio. They did acoustic versions of their songs. Here’s the full production music video:

Check out this video from Weird Al Yankovic where he makes tons of references that were ultra modern then, but so old now. He talks about the joys of having a 40″ flat screen monitor like that was something only rich people have. He works in only 32bits, he has 100MB of RAM and showing off! There’s one thing though, one thing he says that still translates today as it did back then…watch the video and hopefully you too can find it.

“Commenting ‘Me too!’ like some brain dead (popular social media site of the day)er” Please people, cut that shit out!

Check out this trailer…It doesn’t seem that far fetched, but also seems insane!

cha·den·freu·de [shahd-n-froi-duh] (noun)
satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else’s misfortune.

Now that you know, check out this guy getting rejected!!

Look, I appreciate you being here and all…but you know there’s porn right? Like, I don’t want to be mean, or act like your clicks aren’t important and what not, but there’s porn. “Oh, but ERNIEandJESSE, I’m at work and I can’t watch porn!” Well, really, you shouldn’t be wasting company time here, but oh well. We’ll help you out. Here’s something close to porn.

Yeah, that probably wasn’t safe for work either…you’re probably fired now…TIME TO LISTEN TO EVERY EJ EPISODE EVER!!