Do they have a slogan yet? Anyway, despite the fact that Jesse won’t post a vine until some unspecific date, I’m liking the vines that become popular. Here’s the best one yet…but this is our blog…so it has to be on YouTube. Enjoy!!

I know we like to say things like “That bitch is crazy!” But this bitch might seriously be crazy! This is a video of a woman who goes crazy because Dunkin Donuts doesn’t refund her money for an order in which the employee failed to give a receipt. As a former register jokey myself I know that there are times the printers mess up or the roll is too fresh to print (not a colloquialism, the first part of register tape sometimes has trouble with the thermal printer) and so you give the customer whatever they want to shut them up. In this case, Dunkin Donuts, probably the biggest donut place around, can take the toll of a few smoothies and sandwiches. This girl decided to come back the next day and use facebook as a weapon. I really don’t mind customer complaints and if you have a legit reason to get a refund or free whatever, that’s good for you. THIS BITCH WENT ON FOR 8 MIN complaining about her interaction last night, bothering other customers and eventually using some racial slurs. All this is clear evidence she’s a bitch, but remember, she’s crazy.

She keeps talking about going to Mars. Now I know there are flights gearing up to go to Mars and never return, but there’s no way we’re letting that new society be populated by this Amanda Bynes wanna be are we?! She goes on to say she’s going to nuke that specific Dunkin Donuts from Mars…crazy bitch. Her whole deal isn’t that she felt wronged morally for their oversight, she wasn’t standing up for the customer’s rights, she wasn’t even trying to get free food; She was trying to get attention. She just wanted to say HEY LOOK AT ME to anyone who would have her. Even the poor patrons in the restaurant just wanted her to move the fuck on.

So what’s the resolution? I’m certainly not helping by making you read this and watch the below video, if anything I’m making it worse by getting more people to see her face and actions. My hope is that enough people spread the word that we need to exercise (like a daemon, not a treadmill) people like her from society. My next goal is that people who act like her cut that shit out. After that I hope people appreciate those workers at DD. Lastly, my long shot plan is that enough people give a shout out to those people in line that she talked to and sue her for defamation of character, invasion of privacy or whatever else her “lawyer” didn’t think of. Enjoy the show, then hate and share.

Here’s a great charity brought to you by this week’s guest Tiffany Phillips. Don’t worry, there’s not much information, but the commercial is PURE GOLD!!!!

To show you what happened to Jesse this week, we present you The Five Levels of Drinking by Larry Miller:

Today is June 7th and it’s my candle blowin burstday!! Confused? Watch the video below

This week we talked about social media sites. Which one will last, facebook, instagram or twitter. What I realize now is that no one thinks YouTube is going anywhere. Sure you have your social aspect of it that is rarely used (I couldn’t care less about what you’ve just watched). Plus there are SO many other sites that offer videos, and the ability to make your own videos in a more social aspect than YouTube.

Take Vine. Good enough, a little funny, but Vine is to Twitter what YouTube is to Facebook rants. You are giving a limited amount of time to bore me. Where as with Facebook you can have an hour long video I’ll never watch. Vine is part of what is great about YouTube though, user driven content. The fact that guys who’s talents were being wasted could come together under one man’s leadership and make FreddieW the greatest most consistent source of action since James Bond. There are no longer millions of dollars on the line and instead of just telling people about a new video we can just share them…or post a daily blog about it!

So with Hulu and Netflix doing some original programming is the fate of YouTube doomed!? Nah, we can still get most old TV shows on there, fresh content from people who weren’t given a chance anywhere else and music videos from all ages and genres. The one thing we can’t get on YouTube? Copywritten content…well, unless you want to watch it in parts?

What’s the first thing you need in an audition? By the time you get into the door and are standing in front of the casting director, the director and a few suits, you’ll need a monologue. So here’s mine…well not MINE obviously, but here’s the one I would use in an audition. I love me some Ed Norton and this is from an underrated movie called The 25th Hour (I’m a sucker for “all in one day” movies).