A Post to Make JESSE F Daniels Sad

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I actually feel kind of bad writing this one. The reason I feel bad is because JESSE is having a great week! He was just named RAW Artists host of the month, he gets to be on the show with me and LV AAANNNDD he got REALLY excited when they played Mambo #5 at his work. JESSE is doing a lot, part of what he’s doing is thinking about proposing. As you heard on this week’s show JESSE wants to propose but wants it to be a big digital online spectacle, but he also wants to be a hipster.

That’s where this blog post comes in. I feel bad doing it (not really), but I have to show you videos of guys not only doing it better than JESSE thought, doing it how I thought of doing it, doing it how JESSE should do it, AND getting it to go viral. So here it is kids. JESSE’s hipster nemisis’.

Man Proposes to Wife Using The Knot

Guy Uses Memes to Propose

The New Argument Against Gay Marriage

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The hardest part about writing this blog, for me, is not “what do I write” it’s more “what ONE topic do I write about?” I do feel stupid writing about gay marriage because it seems like a no brainer. One of those things you’ll have to tell your grandchildren about, “We made them drink from separate fountains because they were gay!” Or however you want to exaggerate your story, your call. I do however get irate when someone just uses a terrible argument.
One of the arguments currently used in the battle against gay marriage is that only straight people can accidentally have kids, therefore they are the only group that needs marriage. Uh, WHAT!!?!?!?!?!!? Where do I start with their stupid logic? Do they really think that all babies result in marriage? Do they think that marriage solves relationship issues? If anything it gives more reason to let gay people marry. If you really think marriage is a sacred unbreakable contract, Mr. Divorced Senator who’s currently fucking an aid, then let gays marry so they can go on to adopt children who, by your “logic” are the result of both parents dying.
Of course saying I’m pro gay marriage to the people around me seems futile right? Obviously EVERYONE I know is in favor of gay marriage…or so I thought. I actually ran into some friends who think gay people shouldn’t marry. They agree that marriage isn’t quite what it used to be but “letting gay people marry would only make marriage seem MORE like a farce!” Now I’ll always respect people’s views and allow them to say whatever they want, I won’t even call them out on my nationally broadcast podcast, or my Pulitzer Prize winning blog (dream big kids!). Instead I just want everyone who reads this blog to do a quick check amongst their friends. You can do it quietly or on socialmedia. I just want you all to ask, “You’re cool with gay people getting married right?” If they say no, they’ve got some issues.

Keeping It Real (ERNIEandJESSE #151)

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Trashigram

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The effect of assholes on YouTube

I thought I’d hit you with a little one/two punch of humanity this week. If you read the blog before this one you learned about the abilities of YouTube. If you clicked the link you cried at how great people, specifically the next generation, can be. Now I’m going to shatter all that with another story!

These punk ass kids with worse parents have been going around doing what they’re calling a Gallon Smashing prank. What they do is get two gallons of some kind of drink and pretend to slip while throwing the jugs as hard as they can. The “joke” is that people think they’ve actually slipped and try and help the kids. The real “comedy” comes when they pretend to be hurt. Now, for legal reasons I cannot threaten to make their wishes come true and hurt them. I can however say that we’re sinking lower and lower as a society. Either that or we’re separating further apart from the good we can do and the evil we do, and one side is either winning or has a better publicist. I honestly wouldn’t have that much of a problem with this if they paid for the groceries. If you’ve made several of these videos and are paying for the liquids with the money of your inattentive parents, fine. They’re just causing destruction and panic for no solid reason.

The reason we can’t charge these kids with vandalism is because lawyers see this as a slippery slope, if you charge a kid for destruction of some milk jugs then why not when the old lady drops and breaks some eggs? You have evidence he did it with “malice” you say? Well then doesn’t a 4 year old who throws things out of the kart have the same intent? Plus, more importantly, no grocery store wants to hire a lawyer for $6 worth of milk. It’s just not worth it. I’m going to attach another link to this blog post, watch the video and see how some of the youth of today gets “fame” from these stupid ass pranks. Several different kinds of asinine stunts all to destroy things because it’s “cool”. The most famous one I heard of and even almost participated in, is the “Fire in the hole!” videos. Someone I know wanted to pull this prank because “it’s funny, check it out, I saw it one YouTube!” I knew what they were going to do and shamed them. Why are you fucking with someone who you would never trade places with. You want to block in a guy racing down the freeway in a nice car, meh. You want to deny a guy cutting you in line because his “one thing” is a bottle of booze you can’t afford, ok. But destroying stuff? That’s just stupid.

I hesitate to call these kids jackasses. At least when Knoxville and the boys did it, they were only hurting themselves…for the most part. This stuff doesn’t even have anything clever about it. At the very LEAST “Fire in the hole!” had a line, this is just people looking stupid. Do I blame the kids? Not entirely, trust me these numb nuts will get some girl(s) pregnant and make more assholes. The parents, however, had a chance to stop this. Possibly MORE important, the viewers had a chance to stop this. If they didn’t get any views or their videos disappeared when the main kids took them down this kind of behavior would be met with the thought, “Well, that was stupid, what else can we come up with?” Instead of, “Dude! That was epic, what else can we come up with!?” Watch the news article if you feel like it, if you feel like you don’t hate humanity enough. But if you go onto YouTube and search this shit, you’re part of the problem!

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/gallon-smashing-prank-videos-hit-raise-legal-concerns-135706213–abc-news-topstories.html

YouTube and it’s effects on mammals

YouTube is probably the most dangerous tool we’ve created in the past few years. I can finish reading the feed on my facebook and twitter and eventually need to recharge after porn, but YouTube…that’s a problem. It’s too easy to find absolutely anything ever broadcast worth seeing…well unless it’s recent and copywritten. You can watch old shows, theme songs, music videos, news broadcasts, and every cute cat video under the sun. However, if you noticed at the beginning of this blog post I called it a “tool”.

YouTube CAN be good. It’s just so easy to spend way too much time looking at news broadcasters screw up or epic fails or whatever the latest fad JESSE has told you about on this week’s show. There’s so much good content we hardly revisit anything. There’s a whole lot of “Have you seen ___!?!?” We immediately flock to our nearest YouTube viewing device and click the closest thing to what our brain can get from the conversation we had earlier and look up the video.

Watching people falling down is great, don’t get me wrong, but I think it’s much more rare to look up videos that are educational or inspiring. You’re much more likely to have seen Psy or the fat chick fall off the table than watch a video about what’s going on in the world.

So I decided to help you out. I figured you could use some goodness in your life. We talk a lot on the show about my struggle to respect the masses because, well, let’s face it…people are dumb. However, once in a while we can come across a video that makes us feel good, helps us not want to kill everyone we meet, and hopefully, be better people yourselves (I say YOURselves because, let’s face it, I’m awesome).

Now I know there are a few videos you can find on YouTube that show people being nice to special needs kids, but I saw this one today. The only thing that made me sad, was seeing how far down the recommended videos line was a video of someone being a terrible person to a special needs kid. So enjoy this video. Be happy and treat people a little better tomorrow…or don’t I don’t care, I probably won’t see you anyway.

(So apparently this video cannot be embedded. Don’t be lazy, copy and paste.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naRCfl8oCos