I can’t stand when someone is talking during a movie! That’s why I’m glad it is so rare these days. Well, except when ERNIE thinks he needs to give his opinion on EVERY trailer. Mostly these days people understand that they need to be quiet. Partly because they think if they aren’t quiet someone will shoot the place up. The bigger problem these days is people using their phones during movies. You are not that important, no one cares.

Seriously, why are you even in a movie? If you need to respond to your patients, doctor, then maybe you shouldn’t be 15 min away from your car. What are you even checking while you’re in a movie? Are you getting some booty call, then they can wait until after Captain America saves the world. Are you checking Facebook? No one that commented on your status wants to join you in the theater. Are you bored with the movie? Then walk the fuck out instead of ruining my good time. I say ruining because even if it is off to the side, ERNIE notices it. Then he shifts around in his chair, unless he finds some money in his pocket to throw at the person. It is scary and embarrassing…but effective. I can’t tell you how many people have turned off their phone to look back at who threw that. Or they just close their phone because they are scared.

I just can’t bring myself to say something. What if the person has a gun. The same people who shot up a theater because someone was talking will also pull out a gun if someone is throwing pennies at them. These are people who are already pissed off because they got to the movie late and now they have to sit in the first 3 rows. This is where those people are most often found. Maybe there’s a reason for that? Maybe the person who is inconsiderate of other people is also inconsiderate of time. I’m happy they do though, because that means that I get good seats, top section, middle.

The problem with ratchets is that they think guys are into them. They think that just because people are staring at them, the people want them. They think any attention, is good attention, and good attention is sexual attention. The don’t care that someone thinks they’re hot, because they see no other option. They think that everything they do is amazing, sexy, unique and perfect. Bitches, it’s time to learn, you’re wrong. And Farrah Abraham is your queen.

This girl thought that just because Dr. Drew wanted to point out how shitty her life is, her life was worth something. Then she thought that since people were looking at her, she must be beautiful. OF course, since she is beautiful, she must be sexy. If you’re sexy, you should have sex. And going back to the beginning, Since she is having sex, and people want to look at her, people must want to look at her having sex. Now, don’t get me wrong, there are some moms out there that should embrace what they’re naturally given. Show off the legs, butt or whatever else if it makes you feel good, but don’t think that you’re talented just because you’ve done it. And in the case of Teen Mom, don’t lie about it.

Don’t tell people that your sex tape with your boyfriend was leaked when you made a deal. Don’t send your dad in to the porn studio to get more money for daddy’s little whore. Don’t put out a SECOND video, after the first one was exposed to not be a leaked tape! Yeah, I’m sure that your boyfriend wanted you to play with yourself in the back of your car, he just happened to bring his $3,000 camera. On that spotlight? That’s the new Android phone. This girl thinks that people want her. She now thinks people want to hear her.

She’s just released a song about people being haters and how you should rise above that. But let’s not miss an opportunity to remind people you’re a whore, call the song BLOW. This girl shows off her twitter handle more than @JesseFDaniels She thinks she’s a star of some kind and she will probably be on some shitty reality show soon, but the biggest problem with that is, she’s a bad example.

I’m talk about all the wanna be sluts out there. The girls who think that guys love them and anyone telling them to put away the jelly doughnut they call a stomach, are jealous. She’s a terrible example to her daughter too. I’m not saying the kid can’t go into porn one day when she’s legal and follow in mommy’s cum stains, but she’s being taught that if you ARE in porn, it’s shameful, but someone else’s fault. You can then lie about that, take that success and take anything anyone is willing to give you as long as there is a $ attached to it. Cum, roles, music, WHATEVER! Who cares what they’re giving you, or shoving down your throat, as long as you get paid. This is the problem with most of our society today. It’s why Fear Factor and Hole In The Wall were hit shows.It’s what makes me sad and think twice about raising a kid in a world where this is the message; Get money, it’s all that matters.

DON’T WATCH THIS!!