Fan Appreciation

Look, I appreciate you being here and all…but you know there’s porn right? Like, I don’t want to be mean, or act like your clicks aren’t important and what not, but there’s porn. “Oh, but ERNIEandJESSE, I’m at work and I can’t watch porn!” Well, really, you shouldn’t be wasting company time here, but oh well. We’ll help you out. Here’s something close to porn.

Yeah, that probably wasn’t safe for work either…you’re probably fired now…TIME TO LISTEN TO EVERY EJ EPISODE EVER!!