Top 10 Phrases You DON’T Want To Hear From A Stranger

  1. Time to change your toothbrush.
  2. The milk has gone bad.
  3. It’s YOUR time!
  4. She doesn’t deserve you.
  5. My password is ‘lemon pledge’
  6. It’s nice to meet someone who doesn’t fall into those ‘personal grooming’ fad.
  7. I will always be there for you.
  8. There are so many knots you can learn online!
  9. You’re still as cute as the last day of 6th grade.
  10. I still have your teddy bear.