Rate That Tweet – Getting Schooled

@vtp9 :: Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

@JFreshReed :: No job, no girlfriend, new @MK_MortalKombat game, and episode of #ERNIEandJESSE.com… didnt get anything done today #ratethattweet

@Team_Silva :: Was in line, and there was a married couple taking wedding shots at #TitosTacos http://t.co/CWap89y

@JulieRasmussen :: The Tooth Fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money.

@JulieRasmussen :: When people ask me if I’m working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with my pen & ask if they’re hurting hard or hardly hurting..

@FuckUrTimeline :: Lemme get 2 grey gooses. Wait. Lemme get 2 grey geese. That ain’t right either. Fuck it. Just get me a flock of vodka.

@heathernicol89 :: Dear blue jean company, i’m very aware that i am short. Must you remind me by putting “petite” on labels? screw you, Heather #RateThatTweet

@spybite :: HAKUNA MATATA, it means no worries for the rest of ur days…

@ClintonSparks :: What are u suppose to dream about if your dreams come true?? #ilovemylife

@cheekydrena :: It actually hurt to admit how old I was today…. Is 23 too old to start lying about your age?

@beautiifulkb24 :: I swear I HATE snakes… But I Frikin LOVE THE #BLACKMAMBA 

@wendycarrillo :: OMFG!!! WHY?!!! #AC360 had first on-camera intvw w/frmr Hawaii Health Dir who saw orig #Obama birth cert. http://on.cnn.com/hkUDYS

@votolatino :: Did you know that 30% of American #latinos live in #poverty? #truestory, join #VLchat today 4pm pst w/ @greenforall for more info #LATISM

@PaulyPeligroso :: Taco Bell meat is the Russian spy of foods. Because it’s not what you think it is and, once it’s on the inside, its goal is to murder you.

@estherjcepeda :: @wendycarrillo @latinopolitics yes, that’s still the US govt’s official terminology as well as the AP style, which the WaPo goes by.

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