@incomprehensible :: incomprehensible

@jesseFdaniels :: #SryImLateBut I made it to Vegas! Now where’s David Guetta?? Haha… #EDC2011

@MrsEvilGenius11 :: I saw a onesie the other day that read: “Not everything stays in Vegas” isn’t that the fucking truth! http://t.co/pKxERIB #RateThatTweet

@AlexRCarbajal :: Guys who brush their teeth in public bathrooms are gross! I hear them from the stall and just wanna yell “Hey! I’m trying to beat off here!”

@themarcyminute :: Wishin I was headed to vegasssss with my peeps @jesseFdaniels @PaulineChris @meanernie @RonnieJrMedia have WAY TOO MUCH FUN!

@Team_Silva :: If leaving a number on voicemail, follow the established rhythm. Don’t go all over the fuckin place where can’t understand anything.

@Dj_Kreate :: I remember the old summer days when it was all about playing outside till midnight,drinking for waterhose & the local store(cucaracha truck)

@Payback321 :: Fuck Golds Gym in Westfield West Covina Mall…especially their gym manager, biggest prick I’ve met in a looong time…totally killed my buz

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@Maj0rSquishy :: 5 am. When drunk is just pathetic. #ratethattweet

@Maj0rSquishy :: Only in LA are these serious directions “Just hop two fences and you’re there.” #ratethattweet

@MrsEvilGenius11 :: You know its love when he complements your rack even when your wearing a sports bra https://ERNIEandJESSE.com http://twitpic.com/5cfbdh

@Payback321 :: Experiencing a healthy hangover…Amen. Hadn’t been out since March!… #Committed

@pa_ra_mo :: LMAO @MEanErnie @jesseFdaniels i just saw on tmz the random wheel of topics! www.ernieandjesse.com

@MissBeautyinsta :: Sometimes I think about learning an instrument. Then I realize its hard… Then I see french fries & forget what I was thinking about.

@HollyValentine :: Costco. Samples. 🙂

@DonnyFontaine :: There’s 2 types of people in this world. Those who drive VW Rabbits and those who don’t.

@jesseFdaniels :: When you say ur in between jobs its cuz ur unemployed… wen i say it, i mean it literally.

@rstevens :: Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Reading Rainbow created a generation of super-villains.

@MrsEvilGenius11 :: New sheets $50, wrist X-ray at Urgent Care $30, Ace bandage $13, bragging rites for my husband priceless http://t.co/pKxERIB #RateThatTweet

@Team_Silva :: College graduations, where hynas and hyenas show up

@JulieRasmussen :: Dear Children, when you look in your closet, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.

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