The Conversation You Have Over a Stack of Pancakes
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@MsPanamaBOMB :: Perfect #TittyTuesday http://twitpic.com/5wbumi
@paramo_0 :: haha family guy… where its ok to laugh at a drunk baby
@FiloandPeri :: if women ruled the world, there would be no wars, just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. LOL. jk ladies…we <3 u @nickOLIGY :: Here in the studio with @JesseFdaniels @meanernie and @paulinechris time to bring the funny! Oooo weeee!!!
@GQJEDI :: Are u from Ireland bc when I look at you my penis is Dublin #PickUpLines
@TheRealLadyLuck :: I leave the seat up in the ladies room so the next girl gets scared.
@ExcelBeats :: Sick and tired of my computer being the only one getting naps and cookies
@DamnTeenQuote :: It used to be, “Can I have your number”? Now it’s, “Do you have facebook?”
@LarryJMiller :: A Lysol Toilet Bowl Cleaner ad just came on to a site I was reading. Loud voice, music, annoying. Is this the future of the internet?
@AlexRCarbajal :: Black kids on my block love saying “nigga, please!”. I don’t like hearing them say that word. They sound like real pussies saying “please”.
@nickOLIGY :: Damn fabio took the old spice guy ( iasah mustafa’s) job??? Ahh well he’s doing movies and interracial harlequin romance novel covers.
@jesseFdaniels :: Read morning feed on facebook. Caught some morning Tweets, then went to my Text Messages & expected to refresh them like a #SocialMediaWhore
@heathernicol89 :: Dear Life, fuck you and your whole operation. With love, Heather #ratethattweet
@Team_Silva :: Hobos laying on park benches = Original planksters http://t.co/nmf67H2
@carolinecarlos :: My life would be so much easier while doing laundry if socks just understood the concept of the buddy system!
@BBoyNibbles :: Who run the world? If you gonna claim it, act it. Fine line between chivalry & snitchery.
@MrCodeineFiend :: I got 99 problems but a kid ain’t one.- Casey Anthony
@TheSingleWoman :: If you’ve got it, u don’t have to tell everyone you’ve got it. Fabulous speaks for itself. #TrueSwagDoesntBrag #TheSW
@calipsothegreat :: Kfc’s Mac and cheeses is just not the same no more #DissapointedTweet#
@iTweetFacts :: Because of TWITTER….it seems as if #ihavenotolerance for sleep
@JulieRasmussen :: Remember when staying up until midnight was the most badass thing in the world?
@heathernicol89 :: yes i’m watching mighty morphin power rangers. don’t judge me, you know “go go power rangers” just went through your mind. #ratethattweet
@LatinoPolitics :: Y Tu Mamá También in my pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants
@JFreshReed :: Y is there Canadian Bacon on Hawaiian Pizza??? #ThinkAboutIt #RatethatTweet ERNIEandJESSE.com #NoPic the pizza was too good
@MH1010 :: Maybe its just me but i cant take anyone named after a city, state or country seriously.
@Dj_Kreate :: #WordsThatGet Annoying & Over used EPIC / FAKE /ITS FUNNY HOW / JUST SAYING/ SWAGG & FAIL
@TitaniumToplass :: There’s three things I’m really good at. Number 1) not elaborating.
@GYNGERLUV_EBarb :: I want to create a search engine called tap, so when ppl want 2 search somethin they say “hold on let me tap tht”
@GYNGERLUV_EBarb :: Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you werent paying attention
@dick_mustache :: Remember kids It’s not HISpes It’s HERpes
@MrsEvilGenius11 :: You say it best when you say nothing at all…so please, please…SHUT THE FUCK UP! http://t.co/pKxERIB #RateThatTweet
@paramo_0 :: Remeber being told not to be next to the microwave? Y didnt we ever think then y am I gunna put my food in there #mankindfail #ratethattweet
@MrsEvilGenius11 :: The #fourwordsaftersex you don’t want to hear “Really, it was fine.”
@djLyNTeK816 :: Just finished my “Latin Dance Party” workout… Im sweatin like a whore in church… Ahhh.. time to shower #ifeelGOOD #THANKYOUonDEMAND
@tiggahtigz :: Video: The Honey Badger is a BAD ASS BITCH! http://tumblr.com/x4f3h3ou93
@incomprehensible :: incomprehensible
@jesseFdaniels :: #SryImLateBut I made it to Vegas! Now where’s David Guetta?? Haha… #EDC2011
@MrsEvilGenius11 :: I saw a onesie the other day that read: “Not everything stays in Vegas” isn’t that the fucking truth! http://t.co/pKxERIB #RateThatTweet
@AlexRCarbajal :: Guys who brush their teeth in public bathrooms are gross! I hear them from the stall and just wanna yell “Hey! I’m trying to beat off here!”
@themarcyminute :: Wishin I was headed to vegasssss with my peeps @jesseFdaniels @PaulineChris @meanernie @RonnieJrMedia have WAY TOO MUCH FUN!
@Team_Silva :: If leaving a number on voicemail, follow the established rhythm. Don’t go all over the fuckin place where can’t understand anything.
@Dj_Kreate :: I remember the old summer days when it was all about playing outside till midnight,drinking for waterhose & the local store(cucaracha truck)
@Payback321 :: Fuck Golds Gym in Westfield West Covina Mall…especially their gym manager, biggest prick I’ve met in a looong time…totally killed my buz
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@Maj0rSquishy :: 5 am. When drunk is just pathetic. #ratethattweet
@Maj0rSquishy :: Only in LA are these serious directions “Just hop two fences and you’re there.” #ratethattweet
@MrsEvilGenius11 :: You know its love when he complements your rack even when your wearing a sports bra https://ERNIEandJESSE.com http://twitpic.com/5cfbdh
@Payback321 :: Experiencing a healthy hangover…Amen. Hadn’t been out since March!… #Committed
@pa_ra_mo :: LMAO @MEanErnie @jesseFdaniels i just saw on tmz the random wheel of topics! www.ernieandjesse.com
@MissBeautyinsta :: Sometimes I think about learning an instrument. Then I realize its hard… Then I see french fries & forget what I was thinking about.
@HollyValentine :: Costco. Samples. 🙂
@DonnyFontaine :: There’s 2 types of people in this world. Those who drive VW Rabbits and those who don’t.
@jesseFdaniels :: When you say ur in between jobs its cuz ur unemployed… wen i say it, i mean it literally.
@rstevens :: Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Reading Rainbow created a generation of super-villains.
@MrsEvilGenius11 :: New sheets $50, wrist X-ray at Urgent Care $30, Ace bandage $13, bragging rites for my husband priceless http://t.co/pKxERIB #RateThatTweet
@Team_Silva :: College graduations, where hynas and hyenas show up
@JulieRasmussen :: Dear Children, when you look in your closet, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.
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