@PeterGriffinn :: I’m fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

@PeterGriffinn :: Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade’s going to suck.

@djfrankdizzle :: I think I shall make some lemonade with the lemons life has so kindly handed to me #keepontruckin

@DonnyFontaine :: I’m rockin a Venice Beach tank in South Beach. #reppin

@KELANIB :: So who wants to come get beat in this wii tennis?? Im takin all challengers!

@gabbylopez001 :: #patriotnation #tombrady #weallknowthepatsaregonnawin #beatthejets #jets #suck #bahahahaha

@Sammyjothefox :: When I was younger I didn’t think someone like me could have dreams.. late start sucks.

@RonnieJrMedia :: Random Comment: I love when I burp Avocado !!!! They are on sale at Ralphs, BTW….

@Z903 :: Dr. Dre set to release Detox on 4/20!!

@RaqC :: Regis From Regis & Kelly is retiring. The 79 yr old man breaks da record for spending the most hours in front of a TV camera. Amazing career

@beautiifulkb24 :: TONiGHT first show of 2011 #TheAutomatikShuffle baby!! It all starts at 8pm on www.audioelementalradio.com party w/us!! Don’t miss it

@RonnieJrMedia :: Not gonna Tweet or Facebook Post for a week, wanna clear my head…. Thought Freedom

@ILWUGRL28 :: @jesseFdaniels TWITTER!!!! ErnieandJesse.com

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@RonnieJrMedia :: Had such a cool day, but didn’t have my phone to tweet / fb post…. Is it cool to update after the fact, what are the twitter rules ???? Ha

@PaulineChris :: #catdaddy #catdaddy #catdaddy #catdaddy http://ernieandjesse.com

@SpyBite :: Why do certain words sound a lot stronger in Spanish… ESTUPIDA!

@GrubsyCarbajal :: Hashtaggery is the new tomfoolery. #hashtag

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@jesseFdaniels :: Just took my jacket off to save my laptop from the sudden rainfall. I’d hate to think what I’d do if myMiaCamila was with me. #toughchoices

@PaulineChris :: The first time ever I’ve seen a rabbi at Costco. He was decked in his robes and cross and hat. Pretty cool. Http://ERNIEANDJESSE.com

@MCatherwood :: I’m pretty sure I’d fuck Megan Fox’s shadow.

@DanaJGould :: Why do I always meet women as I’m leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it’s always on the day I forgot my dog…

@djfrankdizzle :: Hashaha dfrun as fuck lik

@RaqC :: My workout routine with my boy @RonnieJrMedia……….http://raqconline.com/wordpress/?p=4449

@vtp9 :: In my personal opinion…if you hear the words “you’re smothering me” you’re not holding the pillow down tight enough.

@vtp9 :: thinks we should remove all warning labels and let natural selection take its course

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