Potty Rock (ERNIEandJESSE #215)

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Stitcher
Facebook Emotions
Moments Online
JESSE’s Idea
Bathroom Talk
Kiera Rene
Last Words

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It’s Not All College Or McDonald’s

This week the guys talked about the cost of higher education. Most of the time when people talk about the difference between someone who went beyond High School, it’s college. When I was a kid, no one told me there was another option. It seemed like I would either have to be so smart I get a scholarship, or I would have to find a retail job and hope to maybe become a store manager one day. They make it seem like life is hopeless without college, but it’s not. You CAN do something you love. You CAN make good money without going to college.

They say the average college graduate makes $100,000 more than the average person with a High School diploma. First off, that’s over a life time. Even if you get out of college at 23 and work until the average age most people are retiring now (75), you will have made about 2 grand more than the non college student per year. That’s IF you get out in 4 years and don’t go for any higher education. Even if you went with the old retirement age of 65 you will be making less than $2,400 a year more than the person who started at 18. Still, college is a great way to find the job you love. It’s a lot easier to move into “your field” than it is to move into an accounting firm with 3 years of working at Macy’s under your belt.

These are not the only options though! You can go to a vocational school. ERNIE went to broadcasting school. I went and became a Dental assistant. I know mechanics, chefs and beauticians who make a good living doing something they love. To me, that sounds a lot better than being 25 with a communications degree and no idea where to go in life. Trust me, it’s not cheap, but it is an investment in you. Trust me, it WILL suck when you want to buy some shoes, fix your car or buy some tickets, but you have to feel like you’re worth it right? Please don’t become someone who just depends on their lotto numbers to hit or an accident to happen so they can sue. Please, work hard for yourself. When you get it done, like I did, it is the most amazing feeling in the world!

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Internet Studies 214 (ERNIEandJESSE #214)

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Stitcher
2 Genetic Dads
Dr. Teej
Tenure
Cost of Education
Pharell Headdress
E Vs T
Facebook #Troll #Privilege
#FacebookDown
Follow Worthy Sites

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Maybe this is mean, but should two guys who don’t know anything about hair be talking about hair? You guys usually get mad when they talk about sports, why not hair? I mean, this is ALSO a topic they know nothing about! I love ERNIE, but he can be pretty ignorant about hair. How could either of them know anything? One combs his hair like his stylist tells him and the other lets his barber put “his own style” on his head. I mean come on!

ERNIE doesn’t know anything about hair and if anyone should appreciate all that I have to go through, it’s him. There are days when he waits more than 10 min to comb his hair and it starts to dry in every direction, he can never get it back. Watching him try to comb his hair after it has been dried too long is like watching a Kindergarten teacher with too many students: As soon as one is put in their place, there goes another one. He’s OK with that, and I love that about him, but I cannot do the same thing. He gets a little impatient when I am doing my morning routine. If he meets me at my house, he usually has to find some way to use up another 10 min before I am done. But if I’m the one going to his house? I walk in and he, “just needs to put on his shoes and comb his hair.” He is cute when he tries to help, but most of the time his answer is for me to ask his stylist. I’m always torn on bringing him to the store with me to buy shampoo. Sorry honey, but not all of us have that 1 shampoo that does everything we need. The good parts are great though when it comes to my hair! He tells me it looks good on days when I don’t think it does. He asks me to do my hair the way he likes it (which is actually easy for me, just down) and he makes me feel so pretty. I don’t know if I could handle it if he cared THAT much about his hair.

Whoever JESSE is dating has to hate it. I wonder if he spends more time in front of the mirror than her. I guess he can’t right? He never has time. I think it’s good that he knows what he wants and can do that little something that will make him feel that much more confident all day. I feel you JESSE (even though he probably doesn’t read this). I feel bad when ERNIE makes fun of his hair line. I don’t think there is a problem with it. He makes it look good. I’d also like to think that a man who spends THAT much time taking care of his hair and buying the right products does the same for his baby and his woman.

These guys talk about a lot of things. It’s pretty surprising the variety of things they know about and have opinions on. I hope they have tons of success and money so that they never have to worry about their hair or anything ever again. I also hope they understand that when it comes to talking about HAIR, they should treat it like sports and keep it off the air. Fellas, leave the hair issues to people WITH the issues!