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Today I discovered a new more satisfying, and less illegal, way to get back at people who park way too far over the line. This is a problem especially in any parking lot where the spaces are labeled compact. I personally like to park my car in these tiny spaces because I can fit since my car is not wide and I hope these people come back to their cars to find their plan ruined.

The original method for my revenge was to just park next to them and open my door with as much force as I could. I don’t drive a nice car and I have never had a new paint job, but you can be sure that I’ve parked next to my share of Mercedes that DID have perfect paint. The problem with this method is that every door comes with that little rubber or metal guard now which makes it near impossible to “accidentally” ding someone’s car.

The next method was…well, for lack of a better word, “Vandalism”. Now don’t get me wrong, when someone carves their gang into a toilet seat or leaves their bands sticker in the hallway at the movies I don’t condone that. BUT if a new escalade decided he was going to give himself plenty of room to get out but nearly swipe your mirror off, well then I have on occasion written my initials in someone’s car or scratched a long line. The downside here? What being illegal wasn’t enough for you!?!?

The newest method is the least likely to get you in trouble. This is my catch and release trap for assholes. Another problem with the above methods is I don’t know if they work. If the person gets back to their car after I leave, they don’t know I parked too close. If the person doesn’t go to the passenger side of their car and doesn’t see a scratch for months, I won’t get credit. That’s why my new plan is designed to affect a driver as soon as they go to pull out of their parking space. I push their mirror in on the top left corner! This way the person sees something is wrong with their car right away. If we all band together and do this often enough, we can end asshole parking in our lifetime. So join me! Push those mirrors in! And don’t stop until they’re looking at the sky above your car!!

It’s April Fool’s Day!! A day that originally started when they changed the beginning of the year from April 1st to Jan 1st. Today, it’s blossomed into so much more! People don’t celebrate it as much as I would like them to. It doesn’t have the alcoholism of St. Patrick’s Day, Cinco De Mayo and New Years, the sex appeal of Mardi Gras and Halloween or the economy boosting of Christmas. However, this holiday SHOULD be celebrated!
We all remember years ago when YouTube pulled the (arguably) biggest prank ever by inventing the Rick Roll. Another good prank was Burger King announcing they were making a burger for left-handed people. My favorite standards are where my female friends convince their parents or boyfriends that they’re expecting. Hopefully soon we’ll have more people celebrating this great holiday that shouldn’t send anyone to jail, the poor house, or a free clinic! Here are a few ideas of pranks you can pull on your own. And please let us know if you have any other pranks using #EJTalkback

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