@PeterGriffinn :: I’m fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

@PeterGriffinn :: Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade’s going to suck.

@djfrankdizzle :: I think I shall make some lemonade with the lemons life has so kindly handed to me #keepontruckin

@DonnyFontaine :: I’m rockin a Venice Beach tank in South Beach. #reppin

@KELANIB :: So who wants to come get beat in this wii tennis?? Im takin all challengers!

@gabbylopez001 :: #patriotnation #tombrady #weallknowthepatsaregonnawin #beatthejets #jets #suck #bahahahaha

@Sammyjothefox :: When I was younger I didn’t think someone like me could have dreams.. late start sucks.

@RonnieJrMedia :: Random Comment: I love when I burp Avocado !!!! They are on sale at Ralphs, BTW….

@Z903 :: Dr. Dre set to release Detox on 4/20!!

@RaqC :: Regis From Regis & Kelly is retiring. The 79 yr old man breaks da record for spending the most hours in front of a TV camera. Amazing career

@beautiifulkb24 :: TONiGHT first show of 2011 #TheAutomatikShuffle baby!! It all starts at 8pm on www.audioelementalradio.com party w/us!! Don’t miss it

@RonnieJrMedia :: Not gonna Tweet or Facebook Post for a week, wanna clear my head…. Thought Freedom

@ILWUGRL28 :: @jesseFdaniels TWITTER!!!! ErnieandJesse.com

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@RonnieJrMedia :: Had such a cool day, but didn’t have my phone to tweet / fb post…. Is it cool to update after the fact, what are the twitter rules ???? Ha

@PaulineChris :: #catdaddy #catdaddy #catdaddy #catdaddy http://ernieandjesse.com

@SpyBite :: Why do certain words sound a lot stronger in Spanish… ESTUPIDA!

@GrubsyCarbajal :: Hashtaggery is the new tomfoolery. #hashtag

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@jesseFdaniels :: Just took my jacket off to save my laptop from the sudden rainfall. I’d hate to think what I’d do if myMiaCamila was with me. #toughchoices

@PaulineChris :: The first time ever I’ve seen a rabbi at Costco. He was decked in his robes and cross and hat. Pretty cool. Http://ERNIEANDJESSE.com

@MCatherwood :: I’m pretty sure I’d fuck Megan Fox’s shadow.

@DanaJGould :: Why do I always meet women as I’m leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it’s always on the day I forgot my dog…

@djfrankdizzle :: Hashaha dfrun as fuck lik

@RaqC :: My workout routine with my boy @RonnieJrMedia……….http://raqconline.com/wordpress/?p=4449

@vtp9 :: In my personal opinion…if you hear the words “you’re smothering me” you’re not holding the pillow down tight enough.

@vtp9 :: thinks we should remove all warning labels and let natural selection take its course

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@dpreborn :: Why is it when people like @MitchDeGuzman is on he “ROCKS” the mic? Why not “rap” the mic, or even “electronica” the mic? #drunktweet

@PaulineChris :: I can’t believe I forgot my headphones a home I’ve been http://www.ERNIEANDJESSE.com podcastless all day. Booo to me!!! Tomorrow its on though!!! http://www.ERNIEANDJESSE.com

@ILWUGRL28 :: I just realized..last year 2009 around this time..I had passed my real estate exam..now I’ve sold property and have multiple listings…

@ILWUGRL28 :: I’ve lost 45lbs and heading down the road to more…and I work 2 careers…I have to say…I am proud of myself…and along the way…

@ILWUGRL28 :: I have met some of the most incredible people, which include some of you whom I follow here on twitter, whether I’ve met you IRL or…

@ILWUGRL28 :: Merely just spoken to you via twitter, you guys are part of my success, my support group if I must say, I do appreciate you all! And in 2011

@ILWUGRL28 :: I plan to continue on this path, and hope to send the positivity back to you guys as well, you guys rock! The only gift I need this year…

@ILWUGRL28 :: Is my friends and family!!!! Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year to everyone!!

@DJ_C_MIKE :: Someone smells like period!

@djfrankdizzle :: Thank you Mother Nature for this free carwash. Its much appreciated

@RonnieJrMedia :: Creating my Buried Life / Bucket List for 2011…. definitely wanna Sky Dive in The New Year !!!! And ??? hmmmm

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@JaG_Daddy :: No gobledeegook!

@_JayRiv :: ” I just wanna lick her teeth ”

@vtp9 :: …is deciding whether to let karma slap you in the face or if i should just do it by myself!

@vtp9 :: I never said you were stupid… i said you were intellectually challenged…

@vtp9 :: OK who left the idiot box open? Now they’re running around everywhere!

@vtp9 :: “If you can’t beat them…you’re not hitting hard enough.”

@abbyscool :: Can someone tweet something funny! My timeline is so boring right now!

@kasee_ :: #Shoutout to my 1000th follower! 🙂 @iseejessica!! Hiiii 🙂

@ILWUGRL28 :: So much excitement going on in my life, I’m just gonna say….Happy Happy Joy Joy!

@vtp9 :: You should know, when someone pisses you off, it takes forty-eight muscles to frown but only two to pull a trigger.

@ScarletRhapsody :: The hell are the 49ers and Saints? http://www.victoriassecret.com/gifts/shop-by-team@CarissaAC :: Spotted in the valley: mom in new Benz helpin her son pee on side of st broad daylight on major st in front of store #NOTOK

@ILWUGRL28 :: I just pulled a @jesseFdaniels “I got a fight with a door and the door won!” Ernieandjesse.com except (cont) http://tl.gd/7dh15o

@RonnieJrMedia :: Wait, so VH1 Has Football Wives & Basketball Wives, Bet U there’s a Baseball Player Wife preparing a scandal (Audition) for Baseball Wives

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@Kasee_ :: I so don’t get it FELLAS: why do u want us ladies to be calling u DADDY? I just can’t, I won’t wanna be think of my dad!

@jesseFdaniels :: #FF If you are not following @Pongjoco your twitter account is worthless. Do it now! (keep handling bizness P!)

@pongjoco :: If your not following @jesseFdaniels your life is lame. He is an amazing talent!!! www.ERNIEANDJESSE.com

@kasee_ :: Helll yeaaa @RAIDERS! 🙂

@J_Credible :: The more ghetto the hip hop, the more the white girls love it.

@pongjoco :: watching Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory and remembered how much I wanted to punch Veruca Salt in the face!!! www.ERNIEandJESSE.com

@abbyscool :: What’s better, being bootylicious? Or being skinny?

@pongjoco :: Rise and grind. www.ERNIEANDJESSE.com

@DJ_C_MIKE :: Lol #mamon RT @rayrayLA: #RandomThought I wish I were Santa Claus, I would know where all the naughty girls lived!!!!

@kasee_ :: Hot cheetos!!! Or malibuyaaaaa!! Hhahaa! RT @MandoFresko: “What’s my favorite worrrrrd _______?” Have any ideas??

@EddyXpress :: Coconut ciroc, ON POINT!!!!!!

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