@dpreborn :: Hot Topic has no clothes I like and the music is too loud…I feel old. www.ERNIEandJESSE.com

@cheekydrena :: I love how men are. They say they staying home until you walk out looking like a million bux, then they comin with…ernie&jesse.com

@KimKardashian :: Going to the Laker game tonight! Can’t wait to see @RealLamarOdom in action!

@dpreborn :: Dear girl with the tattoo on her DDs, Thank you for giving me a reason to care and believing I give a shit about your tattoo -appreciative

@KELANIB :: #ignoredtextmessages why u didnt answer the phone?! If I didnt answer what makes u think ima text back?? Uh duh!

@VINNYGUADAGNINO :: If she’s hot and sittin at the bar by herself #shesahooker

@KELANIB :: #ignoredtextmessages u wanna bring me summin to eat?!

@dpreborn :: Didn’t realize i had been up for 25 hours…the things black ops does to a person www.ERNIEandJESSE.com

@garyvee :: i turned 35 an hour ago….. #manihatemyownborthdaybecausegettingolderisntfun :

@garyvee :: Big #thankyou to anyone who sees this tweet …. #peopletakefollowersforgranted

@jimmykimmel :: guest tweet/tip from my daughter – “If you wipe too much, you’ll disappear”

@RonnieJrMedia :: I just sneezed and everyone in this office recited, BLESS YOU (Same Time) I felt like I was in church service…. I feel blessed !!!! Amen

@djfrankdizzle :: I feel like Big Brother is watching my tweets, waiting to rate them. Feels like judgment day is waiting for all tweets. #ernieandjesse.com

@djfrankdizzle :: Damn right now I’m Rocky in round 2 and school is Ivan Drago from Rocky 4. I’m gonna need Mick in my corner to survive

@DJ_RYANLIVE :: Gamer Twit Fam… Yall go cop all your gamer needs @PNTPasadena (Play N Trade Pasadena) They got everything!

@McCabe971 :: Time for “Stereo Love” ooooooooh ya.

@MitchDeGuzman :: Bedside flu survival kit… http://twitpic.com/354s56

@EternalQuotes :: Dear haters, I won’t curse or hurt you. I will let karma have that pleasure. – @TweetMoveOn #EQ

@NICKIMINAJ :: How do u have a navigation and choose to “not use it” ? We just drove around in circles for an hour. I coulda drove myGahDamnSelf!

@djfrankdizzle :: I’ve been thinking about growing out the winter beard but its too damn hot

@iTunesPodcasts :: Do men and women have different sized brains? @sciam 60-Second Mind takes a scientific look: http://tw.itunes.com/PDPhref=”http://tmi.me/2PwOq”>//tmi.me/2PwOq

@STEVEMARTINTOGO :: Running low on Twitter feed. Going to store to get more.

@garyvee :: i am huge in Brazil #manthereisalotoffakespamaccountsfromthatawesomecountryandtheykeephittingmeupandiwanttofollowbackbutiknowbetter

@ValerieNTapia :: Smashbox liquid liner in teal from the fall mascarade collection is beautiful and it includes a lash overlay

@djfrankdizzle :: There’s too muck darkness building up inside. Must seek the light from within

@MarcDom7 :: “[Dwarf robot clowns yelling]” is the best thing I’ve ever seen written as a closed-caption.

@kolobarrera :: Un desierto del tamano de Panama convertido en Bosque!!! WTF? Enterate donde, escuchanos en @exitos939fm

@BarackObama :: Thank you to everyone who has made calls, knocked on doors, and voted today.

@SarahKSilverman :: My voting place smelled like a condemned kennel.

@djfrankdizzle :: Cool runnings lol RT @Venezia_: I want to go to Jamaica☺ #JustAThought

@Kasee_ :: dia de los muertos. Recognizing all My beautiful angels that have left ths earth 2 B in peace. … http://tmi.me/2PwOq

@Kasee_ :: im having a problem. how come i cant see the people that retweet me??!!! help??

@KimKardashian :: Ok the 2 options are a pirate or little red riding hood! But they are super cute and sexy! Which should I be?

@Cynthia_LOV3 :: hola @jesseFdaniels i’m still up in the dizzle doin my thang LOL how you been????

@jesseFdaniels :: So the $150 costume is complete…so glad most of this stuff I can reuse…except for the wig.. there’s only one other time I can reuse that

@calipsothegreat :: recording the ernie and jesse show

@jesseFdaniels :: So cops just stop me 4 broken tailight askin all kinds of ?s, were u been, wat r u doin. kinda just wanted to say: check my twitter feed yo!

@ktla :: Stanford University study suggests love relieves pain. http://bit.ly/c4tXkI