@PeterGriffinn :: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance……… The 5 stages of buying gas.

@spybite :: I have been called a “twitter sensation” lol

@spybite :: This is the 47th boy caught masterbating this semester

@spybite :: #100factsaboutme I wouldn’t share 100 facts about me due to potential stalkers

@spybite :: tweet tweet like I’m famous.

@PeterGriffinn :: Say the phrase “I won a math debate” 5 times fast.

@ChrisBrown :: I’m so over people bringing this past shit up!!! Yet we praise Charlie Sheen and other celebs for there bullshit!

@vtp9 :: I have balls-i just carry them on my chest because they’re bigger than yours.

@calipsothegreat :: Roses are Red Violets are Blue if Rebbeca Black wins any awards …. Kanye you know what to do :/

@jesseFdaniels :: Organizing my hard drive like my grandma organizes the photo albums in her house… #RateThatTweet

@MEanErnie :: #Icantdateagirl who doesn’t have her own life. It should be two strong trees next to each other, not two vines intertwined

@Team_Silva :: With the podcast crew, dropping wisdom like them hoes dropping panties.

@DJLIAR :: COMPARING YOUR PROBLEMS WITH CHARLIE SHEENS PROBLEMS IS JUST 2 FUNNY GTFOH CHRIS BROWN FACE IT, U FUCKED UP COWARD #NO2WOMANABUSE

@CarissaAC :: “Dancing’s just walking, except not at all!” Lmfao…@mcatherwood can’t wait for more #psychodancemoves

@Leah923 :: William Shatner is 80 years old today, but if you go through Priceline, he’s only 65. #ThankYouIllBeHereAllWeek #TipYourWaiters #RimShot

@vtp9 :: @cheekydrena so i was checking out http://ERNIEandJESSE.com and Im wondering is Mantastic the most appropriate adjudicative for “The Convo”

@leighlew3 :: When you try to type “espanol” on the iphone it autocorrects to “Raps ok”. Thats…mildly irritating.

@ThePushParty :: Damn… Wendy Williams looks great for a RuPaul Kardashian. #DWTS #420thoughts

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