@jesseFdaniels :: Just took my jacket off to save my laptop from the sudden rainfall. I’d hate to think what I’d do if myMiaCamila was with me. #toughchoices

@PaulineChris :: The first time ever I’ve seen a rabbi at Costco. He was decked in his robes and cross and hat. Pretty cool. Http://ERNIEANDJESSE.com

@MCatherwood :: I’m pretty sure I’d fuck Megan Fox’s shadow.

@DanaJGould :: Why do I always meet women as I’m leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it’s always on the day I forgot my dog…

@djfrankdizzle :: Hashaha dfrun as fuck lik

@RaqC :: My workout routine with my boy @RonnieJrMedia……….http://raqconline.com/wordpress/?p=4449

@vtp9 :: In my personal opinion…if you hear the words “you’re smothering me” you’re not holding the pillow down tight enough.

@vtp9 :: thinks we should remove all warning labels and let natural selection take its course

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@dpreborn :: Why is it when people like @MitchDeGuzman is on he “ROCKS” the mic? Why not “rap” the mic, or even “electronica” the mic? #drunktweet

@PaulineChris :: I can’t believe I forgot my headphones a home I’ve been http://www.ERNIEANDJESSE.com podcastless all day. Booo to me!!! Tomorrow its on though!!! http://www.ERNIEANDJESSE.com

@ILWUGRL28 :: I just realized..last year 2009 around this time..I had passed my real estate exam..now I’ve sold property and have multiple listings…

@ILWUGRL28 :: I’ve lost 45lbs and heading down the road to more…and I work 2 careers…I have to say…I am proud of myself…and along the way…

@ILWUGRL28 :: I have met some of the most incredible people, which include some of you whom I follow here on twitter, whether I’ve met you IRL or…

@ILWUGRL28 :: Merely just spoken to you via twitter, you guys are part of my success, my support group if I must say, I do appreciate you all! And in 2011

@ILWUGRL28 :: I plan to continue on this path, and hope to send the positivity back to you guys as well, you guys rock! The only gift I need this year…

@ILWUGRL28 :: Is my friends and family!!!! Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year to everyone!!

@DJ_C_MIKE :: Someone smells like period!

@djfrankdizzle :: Thank you Mother Nature for this free carwash. Its much appreciated

@RonnieJrMedia :: Creating my Buried Life / Bucket List for 2011…. definitely wanna Sky Dive in The New Year !!!! And ??? hmmmm

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@JaG_Daddy :: No gobledeegook!

@_JayRiv :: ” I just wanna lick her teeth ”

@vtp9 :: …is deciding whether to let karma slap you in the face or if i should just do it by myself!

@vtp9 :: I never said you were stupid… i said you were intellectually challenged…

@vtp9 :: OK who left the idiot box open? Now they’re running around everywhere!

@vtp9 :: “If you can’t beat them…you’re not hitting hard enough.”

@abbyscool :: Can someone tweet something funny! My timeline is so boring right now!

@kasee_ :: #Shoutout to my 1000th follower! 🙂 @iseejessica!! Hiiii 🙂

@ILWUGRL28 :: So much excitement going on in my life, I’m just gonna say….Happy Happy Joy Joy!

@vtp9 :: You should know, when someone pisses you off, it takes forty-eight muscles to frown but only two to pull a trigger.

@ScarletRhapsody :: The hell are the 49ers and Saints? http://www.victoriassecret.com/gifts/shop-by-team@CarissaAC :: Spotted in the valley: mom in new Benz helpin her son pee on side of st broad daylight on major st in front of store #NOTOK

@ILWUGRL28 :: I just pulled a @jesseFdaniels “I got a fight with a door and the door won!” Ernieandjesse.com except (cont) http://tl.gd/7dh15o

@RonnieJrMedia :: Wait, so VH1 Has Football Wives & Basketball Wives, Bet U there’s a Baseball Player Wife preparing a scandal (Audition) for Baseball Wives

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