@ILWUGRL28 :: @jesseFdaniels So I need to get on #RateThatTweet …so here its goes.. “I saw lots of hots chicks making out this weekend! #winning http://www.ernieandjesse.com sorry no pic

@AndrewBynum :: If you want to know why we are playing better! Just check the roster, I’m playing with great players and great coaches! #WINNING

@krysivory :: Celebrity Apprentice with Gary Busey??!!! YEEES #WIN!!!! #Tigerblood

@S_SylvesterGLEE :: It’s official. I’m suing Charlie Sheen for infringing upon the trademark I have on winning. #winning

@CharlieeSheen :: Nice guys finish last, awesome guys finish on her face. #dealwithit #winning

@spybite :: Would you give up twitter for lent? Aka 40 days and 40 nights??

@jesseFdaniels :: *Suuuper useless tweet* Dear California Weather, you are so #winning right now.

@jesseFdaniels :: I wonder what a Clean Bit sounds like??

@spybite :: Can’t believe I’m done with all my work for the week before 11PM on a Tuesday #winning

@ILWUGRL28 :: Read my own timeline…now I understand why @MEanErnie stopped following me :/ www.ernieandjesse.com @jesseFdaniels

@MitchDeGuzman :: #WEINER *Charlie Sheen voice* RT @wanderrlustt: AHHHH!!! My sissy is having a baby boy! Yay! Team Penis!

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@djfrankdizzle :: This is for tonight. I hope she says Yes.. http://plixi.com/p/80221487

@antiSerphres :: In your bed, it’s 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school, it’s 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:30.

@MitchDeGuzman :: Girl at bar points to @DJ_Ingwell and tells bartender, “He’s really good.” *bartender nods* “I know.”

@TheGamerChick :: Dear FedEx, I was promised overnight delivery Thursday night, and I still have no computer! WTF?! #angry #furious #raving

@iprijesh :: “Twitter makes you love people you’ve never met and Facebook makes you hate people you actually know”

@djfrankdizzle :: I used to read the paper or a magazine while in the bathroom. Now I read my twitter time line and fb status updates. Man has time changed

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@Brishanamama :: I think It’s hilarious when u go pee and the person next to u pauses their shitting till you leave! LMFAO #TmiTweet

@EL_AY :: Some random man just told me “happy Tuesday!” Wtf is so happy about Tuesday? Tuesday is like the cousin of Monday. They’re both wack.

@Jeremih :: If all ya friends are hoes, why wouldn’t we think you’re one too

@ThePushParty :: The problem with eating out a Chinese chick… is that you’re horny again an hour later. #420thoughts

@bulldog_ent :: #MasaTweet at the shop, trying hard not let this fart out, I feel like its gnna be a loud one 🙂

@vtp9 :: If copying DVDs is stealing, then by that logic, is taking a picture of someone kidnap?

@jimmykimmel :: Jennifer Aniston AND @justinbieber have new haircuts?! Perez Hilton’s balls just exploded

@jessefdaniels :: You can’t tell me there’s no such thing as inflation when bums are now asking for dollars instead of quarters. http://ERNIEandJESSE.com

@RonnieJrMedia :: Just bombed a Karaoke Performance of Eddie Money, Take Me Home Tonight, my co-workers will agree, so much fun, LOL

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