@antiSerphres :: In your bed, it’s 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school, it’s 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:30.
@MitchDeGuzman :: Girl at bar points to @DJ_Ingwell and tells bartender, “He’s really good.” *bartender nods* “I know.”
@TheGamerChick :: Dear FedEx, I was promised overnight delivery Thursday night, and I still have no computer! WTF?! #angry #furious #raving
@iprijesh :: “Twitter makes you love people you’ve never met and Facebook makes you hate people you actually know”
@djfrankdizzle :: I used to read the paper or a magazine while in the bathroom. Now I read my twitter time line and fb status updates. Man has time changed
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