@beautiifulkb24 :: Chris Bosh’s face really bothers me! -_- 

@Osidegurl07 :: LMAO! @imitated was almost in tears cuz he needed 2pee! He kept screaming ‘Please be green’ 2 the stop light! Thought he said krispy kreme!

@SethMacFarlane :: My GPS keeps sending me through sketchy neighborhoods, but I go along, ‘cause I don’t want my GPS to think I’m racist.

@spybite :: “if you ever get raped, you bite their dick off” ahahah “if I’m going down, I’m gonna go down like a boss and I’m taking ur penis with me!”

@realjeffreyross :: Like what u did to Taylor Swift? Just tryin to clarify here pal. RT @kanyewest Un announced guest is a super pet peeve of mine!

@vtp9 :: **when i die don’t write “R.I.P” on my grave. . write “B.R.B”**

@MitchDeGuzman :: I need a haircut…to bring me back to life…

@SethMacFarlane :: RT @KleioEukomos: Evolution is still shaky ground. // We understand evolution better than we understand gravity. Yet no one denies gravity

@DjVandal :: I wonder if I call 281-330-8004 would Mike Jones pick up.. I just wanna see if the chicks from Back then still want him.

@PeterGriffinn :: Don’t play hard to get if you’re already hard to want.

@jesseFdaniels :: All you really gotta do in any job is make a name for yourself.

@mcatherwood :: Kiis-FM still has Chris Brown on their promotional vehicles. I should drive into it with a Rihanna song blaring on my stereo.

@PaulineChris :: #douchbag http://ernieandjesse.com

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@mcatherwood :: What’s less believable, that Kim Kardahian wears sketchers or that she has a white trainer?

@KimKardashian :: Look what I just drove by in NYC! Sooo cool @Skechers! http://twitpic.com/3xux64

@Kasee_ :: Dear drunk girls, yelling for every song doesn’t make u sluts cool. Chill the fuck out!!

@JaniceLlamoca :: Raise your hand if you’ve stayed in your car after you’ve parked because your favorite song is playing.

@SethMacFarlane :: This Super Bowl halftime event looks like the talent show from Revenge of the Nerds.

@mcatherwood :: Wait wait wait. The Black Eyed Peas get thirty minutes and the Medal of Honor winner gets a few passing seconds!!! Come on now.

@PaulineChris :: In my opinion da Daytona 500 commercials r so disturbing wtf is wrong with u w making ur commercials all abt dying? http://ernieandjesse.com

@MEanErnie :: Isn’t being 2008 the same as being 2000 & late by now? I mean it’s 2011 meaning you’re so 3 years ago and bragging? Http://ERNIEandJESSE.com

@SethMacFarlane :: I got a feelin’. That tonight’s gonna be a “meh” night.

@JimmyKimmel :: stalking Mark Zuckerberg on facebook is like crank-calling Alexander Graham Bell. http://on.msnbc.com/enRBCD

@Kasee_ :: Me-“My ear hurts”. @QuinteroPro” cause you let dudes F*ck w/ur mind”.

@PeterGriffinn :: All my arguments are now settled with….Google that shit!

@spybite :: Bahaha so my dorm room is next to the bathroom & someone just fell & I heard it all LOL

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@MANDiiEMARTiNEZ :: I’m going to start tasering people that use the word “conversate”. #NOjk

@PeterGriffinn :: I hate it when I go to bed and I forget to turn my swag off.

@oliviamunn :: Man, I never realized how much fun traffic is! #CuttingInTheCarIsHard

@oliviamunn :: Hey guys… I’m tired. Really tired. I’d like to sleep now if that’s okay…

@oliviamunn :: I love how some girls don’t hail their own cabs… U seriously can’t put up your arm? God, I hate you.

@oliviamunn :: My astrology sign is Cancer with Gemini rising. I think this annoying girl’s sign is Bitch, with Cunt rising…

@BBoyniBBles :: #Icantdateyouif you smashed The @MitchDeGuzman

@PitEnt :: #IcantDateYou If Your One titty is Bigger then the Other titty.I need them both the same size #okbye

@DJ_Ingwell :: #tipthewaitressnicelyifyougethookedupfatbyusingmydiscount #otherwiseIngwellandhisfriendslooklikecheapassholes #cmonman #dammit #hashtag

@FreddyAmazin :: Dear Ugly People, You’re welcome! Sincerely, Alcohol

@heathernicol89 :: Went back to the old days and hung out at Skateland too funny, but it made me realize the younger kids today are so full of hate #sadreality

@Osidegurl07 :: Who would’ve thought canceling dinner plans was gonna make some1 mad enough 2 not want 2 talk 2 me! I’m a busy girl… #relaxitsjustdinner

@SethMacFarlane :: Me: “I’m trying to type the word ‘fucking.'” My iPhone: “Huh? Surely you mean ‘ducking.'” Me: “No, I mean ‘fucking’.” My iPhone: “Bullshot.”

@vinylricochet :: I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up ..

@jesseFdaniels :: ur still bilingual! RT @Sammyjothefox My boss @jesseFdaniels just asked me if I speak spanish in spanish.. I said no ): I only speak chola

@SethMacFarlane :: So is the way this works that we all now have to tweet for the rest of our lives?

(As Heard in EO)
@abbyscool :: Is it wrong that I’d with out a doubt date justin beiber? But is it even more wrong tht I’m going to go PAY to watch his movie? #dontjudgeme

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@Janice Llamoca :: Men aren’t allowed to say “besties.” Sorry

@jesseFdaniels :: In case u wanted to know the weather.. RT @musikalLOVEEE Its cold.

@AD_THEBOSS :: I wonder if my tweets can be use against me in a court of law?

@gabbylopez001 :: “how does he know what i tweet?!” ” he follows you on twitter” ” oooo…lol” #funny #bahahaha #friendsarefunny 🙂

@Lord_Stewie :: NO! I’m not arguing with you, I’m simply explaining why I’m right DAMMIT!

@djcrumbz :: If he works at the Fox hills Mall #youneedanewboyfriend @thegame

@djcrumbz :: If he takes longer to shop or get ready to go out than you do #youneedanewboyfriend @thegame

@djcrumbz :: If he says he always in “the lab with @thegame” but still haven’t put out ish #youneedanewboyfriend

@ChueyMartinez :: If you get pulled over by a Cop on a Bike! You deserve to be slapped & your car taken away from you lol

@Osidegurl07 :: Its a party at the station…I’m now awake! Lol already having fun and we haven’t even started yet….

@Osidegurl07 :: Uuuuuuuyyyyyyyyy!!!! Someone got a special bday msg!! @solefulgroover so funny to hear u so major KILIG KILIG! Hahaha u got ur bday wish!

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