Rate That Tweet – Chuey Martinez vs. Ernie Mendoza

@madshrinkage :: The only way I would watch the royal wedding is if I knew King Koopa was going to kidnap the princess.

@Team_Silva :: Check out the #CincoDeMayo show of http://ErnieandJesse.com Guaranteed #EPIC awesomeness Have fun @MEanErnie @jesseFdaniels @PaulineChris

@jesseFdaniels :: Ahh the #TwitterBadlands :: The time btwn the last “OMG How did I get home!” & the first “OMG Its such a beautiful day!” #RateThatTweet

@MEanErnie :: Hey #assholeswhohashtagfartoomanywordsinonetweet #cutthatshitout it’s #annoying trying 2 #decipher your #stupidity #RateThatMotherEffinTweet

@vtp9 :: If calling me a slut helps you accept that your man is stairing at my titts not yours. Your welcome https://ERNIEandJESSE.com #Ratethattweet

@OhMyKarina :: RT “@skumbagskan: Charlie Sheen is only winning because my nigga Chuck Norris isn’t playing.”

@madshrinkage :: After several years I finally have cable again. I can’t wait to watch some music videos on MTV.

@JulieRasmussen :: Lmao @ the dude in line in front of me buying condoms, and getting his credit card declined. You just got cock blocked by Visa!

@FuckUrTimeline :: What could mayonnaise possibly tweet about? Is it gonna start a twitter beef with miracle whip? Slander the fuck out of mustard? wtf?

@vtp9 :: Well officer. On the advice of my attorney, I’m going to have to plead the 5th on EXACTLY what I did for this Klondike Bar. #Ratethattweet

@ChueyMartinez :: On a Scale from 1-10 How Drunk will you get on Cinco de Mayo? @SandraPena @WestSideGyrl @electrolightz @solaresmusic – http://sch.mp/Eq6pnfm

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