@VH1iNFO :: That awkward moment when “Born This Way” comes on in the plastic surgeon’s office.
@getoffendedcom :: Women masturbating w/produce saddens me. That’s why my old dildos go to “Toys for Twats” where they’re redistributed to the less fortunate.
@annetharvey :: still hilarious… had to google bing
@JulieRasmussen :: I bought a box of animal crackers, it said on it “Do not eat if seal is broken.” I opened the box, and sure enough…. #SealCrumbs
@themarcyminute :: Me & @gerardpanahon r bringin’ it tomorrow night! @PaulineChris @jessefdaniels @meanernie U BEST B READY! http://ERNIEANDJESSE.COM
@themarcyminute :: Heaven is so amazing!!!!!! Twitter works here!! Will keep u posted! 😉
@Team_Silva :: Be stylin for the next #Rapture by buying a Team Ernie shirt at http://t.co/njTLuyY #RateThatTweet
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