@calipsothegreat :: #bestMommentOfMyLife finally accepting that I’m not perfect and never will be

@JulieRasmussen :: I didn’t want a hangover, but I suuuure spent a lot of money to get one. #Vodka

@JulieRasmussen :: I am not cranky, I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.

@JulieRasmussen :: When life gives Lady Gaga lemons, she makes a dress out of them.

@JulieRasmussen :: IRS.gov just invited me to play Formville.

@JulieRasmussen :: Every time I see an abandoned shoe on the highway it makes me sad that I’ve never partied that hard.

@jesseFdaniels :: Welcome to the future where Cures are Expected not wished for, Information is Gold, and Thoughts exist only in 140 characters or less #Enjoy

@spybite :: worst pick up line yet: “Girl I want to be like Asthma and take your breath away.”

@ILWUGRL28 :: Today was a very productive day…totally awesome!! Like the 80s!

@vtp9 :: believes too many people have “cranial-rectitis” at work. google it.

@TimJustTyped :: Imagine being a bounce castle proprietor who defaults on his mortgage and must live in his bounce castle. Imagine how awesome that would be.

@jesseFdaniels :: Just read thru 6 hours of tweets..I’m tired now.. #RateThatTweet (but I still wanna know what was tweeted before those… #ModernDayDilemma)

@MitchDeGuzman :: It bothers me that @KimKardashian & @justinbieber have just as much followers as @BarackObama and the @DalaiLama has way less. #dumbsociety

@EL_AY :: Is gasoline serious right now! Almost $5 a gallon? Foreals tho, I’m about to cut a hole on the bottom of my car and Flintstones that shit

@TuckerMax :: To Women: We don’t give a fuck about your shoes. We care about your body. Go to the gym, not the mall. From: All straight men

@terminill :: You don’t have ten thousand followers cause youre insightful. You have a picture of your tits or your ass on your avatar.

@djfrankdizzle :: If you don’t know, now you know.. Shut your mouth and walk your bike!

@payback321 :: “If real recognize real, then I know you see your hustle in me.” ~ Payback

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@jesseFdaniels :: its not a good sign when u run out of chaser/mixer..#holdingNothingButTheBottleInYourHandAndTakingShotsLikeUrDrinkingWater

@50cent :: I think I’m high

@vtp9 :: …Life doesn’t give me lemons anymore. Not after what happened last time.

@RonnieJrMedia :: This week has flown by, Wednesday already, bring it on Baby !!!! What Up @JesseFDaniels @MeanErnie @PaulineChris – Have a Great Podcast

@justmartindale :: I bet Mumford and Sons smell like soap on a rope and old licorice.#thinkaboutit

@Team_Silva :: U win again Tommys, ordering next 2 a crackhead was interesting though http://t.co/80Mz6fn http://t.co/cLwRUw2

@aplusk :: Who would win in if @BenFranklin2012 ran against @Christ4Pres2012 ? #ideajam

@MTVTJ :: Yesss! Teen Mom 2 Reunion tonight!

@vtp9 :: Whenever your having a bad day, remember you could have been swallowed.

@JulieRasmussen :: Today I found $40 in my jeans. The kid in me says “Buy dart guns and candy”, but the adult in me says “Buy vodka, dart guns and candy”.

@jesseFdaniels :: There has to be a list of “Best Feelings in the World” out there. #RateThatTweet

@spybite :: I want something!!! But at the moment I don’t know what it is! #random

@spybite :: I miss that first kiss feeling

@EthanNewberry :: Does anyone really know what Fergie is made out of?

@iamwill :: We won a kid choice award… http://yfrog.com/gz4ktiuj

@KimKardashian :: OMMMGGGGG I hit over 7 million followers! Seriously guys! U mean the world to me!!! I truly appreciate each and everyone of you!!!

@themarcyminute :: Help!!! I need all my Twitter friends to send me a pic of their bedroom for a fun segment! Send to marcythematchmaker@gmail.com

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@JFreshReed :: Just remembered I had a dream last nite I was a Ninja Turtle!!! It was awesome… COWABUNGA!!! #ratethattweet http://t.co/J31Gfy8

@MEeanErnie :: I like my coffee like I like my women, hot, brown and with a little bit of sugar http://t.co/VXSjaFe http://t.co/p5o1YGD

@PaulineChris :: I <3 the part in Zombieland they destroy the store I wish I could do that in real life and not get in trouble that would be so much FUN!!! @Team_Silva :: Can’t make Saturday, so representing Team Ernie at work today. Props @MeanErnie & @jessefdaniels http://t.co/KHB4pO7

@RonnieJrMedia :: I have realized that the “5 Second Rule” doesn’t really apply to Chewing Gum…. Once it hits the ground, it better hit the trash, huh

@jesseFdaniels :: Nothin like the smell of alley dogs & sounds of hardcore techno beats to wake u up in the morning..

@spybite :: i just yelled this out in the study room: “I’m gonna write this paper! finish it! then go masterbate!” haha i love when I freak people out

@Dirt_Nasty :: When meeting a woman I give her secret handshake to hint at sex. I tickle her palm with my middle finger then ram my dick in her vagina.

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