Rate That Tweet – A WINNING Episode

@ILWUGRL28 :: @jesseFdaniels So I need to get on #RateThatTweet …so here its goes.. “I saw lots of hots chicks making out this weekend! #winning http://www.ernieandjesse.com sorry no pic

@AndrewBynum :: If you want to know why we are playing better! Just check the roster, I’m playing with great players and great coaches! #WINNING

@krysivory :: Celebrity Apprentice with Gary Busey??!!! YEEES #WIN!!!! #Tigerblood

@S_SylvesterGLEE :: It’s official. I’m suing Charlie Sheen for infringing upon the trademark I have on winning. #winning

@CharlieeSheen :: Nice guys finish last, awesome guys finish on her face. #dealwithit #winning

@spybite :: Would you give up twitter for lent? Aka 40 days and 40 nights??

@jesseFdaniels :: *Suuuper useless tweet* Dear California Weather, you are so #winning right now.

@jesseFdaniels :: I wonder what a Clean Bit sounds like??

@spybite :: Can’t believe I’m done with all my work for the week before 11PM on a Tuesday #winning

@ILWUGRL28 :: Read my own timeline…now I understand why @MEanErnie stopped following me :/ www.ernieandjesse.com @jesseFdaniels

@MitchDeGuzman :: #WEINER *Charlie Sheen voice* RT @wanderrlustt: AHHHH!!! My sissy is having a baby boy! Yay! Team Penis!

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Rate That Tweet – Bad Dads Play Video Games

@djfrankdizzle :: This is for tonight. I hope she says Yes.. http://plixi.com/p/80221487

@antiSerphres :: In your bed, it’s 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school, it’s 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:30.

@MitchDeGuzman :: Girl at bar points to @DJ_Ingwell and tells bartender, “He’s really good.” *bartender nods* “I know.”

@TheGamerChick :: Dear FedEx, I was promised overnight delivery Thursday night, and I still have no computer! WTF?! #angry #furious #raving

@iprijesh :: “Twitter makes you love people you’ve never met and Facebook makes you hate people you actually know”

@djfrankdizzle :: I used to read the paper or a magazine while in the bathroom. Now I read my twitter time line and fb status updates. Man has time changed

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Rate That Tweet – Family Feud

@Brishanamama :: I think It’s hilarious when u go pee and the person next to u pauses their shitting till you leave! LMFAO #TmiTweet

@EL_AY :: Some random man just told me “happy Tuesday!” Wtf is so happy about Tuesday? Tuesday is like the cousin of Monday. They’re both wack.

@Jeremih :: If all ya friends are hoes, why wouldn’t we think you’re one too

@ThePushParty :: The problem with eating out a Chinese chick… is that you’re horny again an hour later. #420thoughts

@bulldog_ent :: #MasaTweet at the shop, trying hard not let this fart out, I feel like its gnna be a loud one 🙂

@vtp9 :: If copying DVDs is stealing, then by that logic, is taking a picture of someone kidnap?

@jimmykimmel :: Jennifer Aniston AND @justinbieber have new haircuts?! Perez Hilton’s balls just exploded

@jessefdaniels :: You can’t tell me there’s no such thing as inflation when bums are now asking for dollars instead of quarters. http://ERNIEandJESSE.com

@RonnieJrMedia :: Just bombed a Karaoke Performance of Eddie Money, Take Me Home Tonight, my co-workers will agree, so much fun, LOL

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Rate That Tweet – The Greatest

@beautiifulkb24 :: Chris Bosh’s face really bothers me! -_- 

@Osidegurl07 :: LMAO! @imitated was almost in tears cuz he needed 2pee! He kept screaming ‘Please be green’ 2 the stop light! Thought he said krispy kreme!

@SethMacFarlane :: My GPS keeps sending me through sketchy neighborhoods, but I go along, ‘cause I don’t want my GPS to think I’m racist.

@spybite :: “if you ever get raped, you bite their dick off” ahahah “if I’m going down, I’m gonna go down like a boss and I’m taking ur penis with me!”

@realjeffreyross :: Like what u did to Taylor Swift? Just tryin to clarify here pal. RT @kanyewest Un announced guest is a super pet peeve of mine!

@vtp9 :: **when i die don’t write “R.I.P” on my grave. . write “B.R.B”**

@MitchDeGuzman :: I need a haircut…to bring me back to life…

@SethMacFarlane :: RT @KleioEukomos: Evolution is still shaky ground. // We understand evolution better than we understand gravity. Yet no one denies gravity

@DjVandal :: I wonder if I call 281-330-8004 would Mike Jones pick up.. I just wanna see if the chicks from Back then still want him.

@PeterGriffinn :: Don’t play hard to get if you’re already hard to want.

@jesseFdaniels :: All you really gotta do in any job is make a name for yourself.

@mcatherwood :: Kiis-FM still has Chris Brown on their promotional vehicles. I should drive into it with a Rihanna song blaring on my stereo.

@PaulineChris :: #douchbag http://ernieandjesse.com

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Rate That Tweet – Grenades & GRENADES

24/sieben Hilfe. 100% Gute Qualität. Erwerben Sie Günstige Generika Im Internet. Wer Hier Schnell Zuverlässig Aus Der Drogerie Von Zu Hause Aus [URRLL] Kommen Möchte. Und Erhalten Sie Kostenlosen Versand Und Lieferung. Ich Habe Es Dort Ohne Rezept Erworben.

@mcatherwood :: What’s less believable, that Kim Kardahian wears sketchers or that she has a white trainer?

@KimKardashian :: Look what I just drove by in NYC! Sooo cool @Skechers! http://twitpic.com/3xux64

@Kasee_ :: Dear drunk girls, yelling for every song doesn’t make u sluts cool. Chill the fuck out!!

@JaniceLlamoca :: Raise your hand if you’ve stayed in your car after you’ve parked because your favorite song is playing.

@SethMacFarlane :: This Super Bowl halftime event looks like the talent show from Revenge of the Nerds.

@mcatherwood :: Wait wait wait. The Black Eyed Peas get thirty minutes and the Medal of Honor winner gets a few passing seconds!!! Come on now.

@PaulineChris :: In my opinion da Daytona 500 commercials r so disturbing wtf is wrong with u w making ur commercials all abt dying? http://ernieandjesse.com

@MEanErnie :: Isn’t being 2008 the same as being 2000 & late by now? I mean it’s 2011 meaning you’re so 3 years ago and bragging? Http://ERNIEandJESSE.com

@SethMacFarlane :: I got a feelin’. That tonight’s gonna be a “meh” night.

@JimmyKimmel :: stalking Mark Zuckerberg on facebook is like crank-calling Alexander Graham Bell. http://on.msnbc.com/enRBCD

@Kasee_ :: Me-“My ear hurts”. @QuinteroPro” cause you let dudes F*ck w/ur mind”.

@PeterGriffinn :: All my arguments are now settled with….Google that shit!

@spybite :: Bahaha so my dorm room is next to the bathroom & someone just fell & I heard it all LOL

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Rate That Tweet – Hardcore

@MANDiiEMARTiNEZ :: I’m going to start tasering people that use the word “conversate”. #NOjk

@PeterGriffinn :: I hate it when I go to bed and I forget to turn my swag off.

@oliviamunn :: Man, I never realized how much fun traffic is! #CuttingInTheCarIsHard

@oliviamunn :: Hey guys… I’m tired. Really tired. I’d like to sleep now if that’s okay…

@oliviamunn :: I love how some girls don’t hail their own cabs… U seriously can’t put up your arm? God, I hate you.

@oliviamunn :: My astrology sign is Cancer with Gemini rising. I think this annoying girl’s sign is Bitch, with Cunt rising…

@BBoyniBBles :: #Icantdateyouif you smashed The @MitchDeGuzman

@PitEnt :: #IcantDateYou If Your One titty is Bigger then the Other titty.I need them both the same size #okbye

@DJ_Ingwell :: #tipthewaitressnicelyifyougethookedupfatbyusingmydiscount #otherwiseIngwellandhisfriendslooklikecheapassholes #cmonman #dammit #hashtag

@FreddyAmazin :: Dear Ugly People, You’re welcome! Sincerely, Alcohol

@heathernicol89 :: Went back to the old days and hung out at Skateland too funny, but it made me realize the younger kids today are so full of hate #sadreality

@Osidegurl07 :: Who would’ve thought canceling dinner plans was gonna make some1 mad enough 2 not want 2 talk 2 me! I’m a busy girl… #relaxitsjustdinner

@SethMacFarlane :: Me: “I’m trying to type the word ‘fucking.'” My iPhone: “Huh? Surely you mean ‘ducking.'” Me: “No, I mean ‘fucking’.” My iPhone: “Bullshot.”

@vinylricochet :: I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up ..

@jesseFdaniels :: ur still bilingual! RT @Sammyjothefox My boss @jesseFdaniels just asked me if I speak spanish in spanish.. I said no ): I only speak chola

@SethMacFarlane :: So is the way this works that we all now have to tweet for the rest of our lives?

(As Heard in EO)
@abbyscool :: Is it wrong that I’d with out a doubt date justin beiber? But is it even more wrong tht I’m going to go PAY to watch his movie? #dontjudgeme

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Rate That Tweet – Filipino Invasion

@Janice Llamoca :: Men aren’t allowed to say “besties.” Sorry

@jesseFdaniels :: In case u wanted to know the weather.. RT @musikalLOVEEE Its cold.

@AD_THEBOSS :: I wonder if my tweets can be use against me in a court of law?

@gabbylopez001 :: “how does he know what i tweet?!” ” he follows you on twitter” ” oooo…lol” #funny #bahahaha #friendsarefunny 🙂

@Lord_Stewie :: NO! I’m not arguing with you, I’m simply explaining why I’m right DAMMIT!

@djcrumbz :: If he works at the Fox hills Mall #youneedanewboyfriend @thegame

@djcrumbz :: If he takes longer to shop or get ready to go out than you do #youneedanewboyfriend @thegame

@djcrumbz :: If he says he always in “the lab with @thegame” but still haven’t put out ish #youneedanewboyfriend

@ChueyMartinez :: If you get pulled over by a Cop on a Bike! You deserve to be slapped & your car taken away from you lol

@Osidegurl07 :: Its a party at the station…I’m now awake! Lol already having fun and we haven’t even started yet….

@Osidegurl07 :: Uuuuuuuyyyyyyyyy!!!! Someone got a special bday msg!! @solefulgroover so funny to hear u so major KILIG KILIG! Hahaha u got ur bday wish!

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